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Awesome Movie Reviews by Mavis: Krampus

It seems like a pretty normal Christmas movie until Krampus shows up and hands ​*everybody*​ their asses!

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I made Harold take me to see Krampus last night and it freakin’ ROCKED. It seems like a pretty normal Christmas movie until Krampus shows up and hands ​everybody​ their asses! The best part was seeing rotten, smartass kids get their comeuppance by being eaten by a demented jack-in-the-box clown. I think Harold may have actually pissed his pants at one point. Do NOT take your kids to see this unless you want to fuck them up for life.

This has been another awesome movie review by Mavis.

Mavis Lipschitz-Gutiérrez

Mavis Lipschitz-Gutiérrez is a parking enforcement officer and part-time pet psychic. She enjoys chain-smoking, scrapbooking, and watching horror movies. Mavis lives with her husband Harold and their cat named Connie (named after Mavis's sister, who is a bitch.) Mavis can be followed on Twitter at @MavisReviews.