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Awesome Movie Reviews by Mavis: Don’t Breathe

The main character is sort of like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, if that character were more deranged and murdery.

Don't BreatheThis movie kicked ass and made me choke on my popcorn. In the dismal landscape of the third world country known as Detroit, three juvenile delinquents decide to rob an old Iraqi war vet in his dilapidated house. The crusty old guy is blind as a bat and rumored to have a pile of cash hidden somewhere in his house.

The teens soon ascertain that they’ve made the worst mistake of their lives, because the old fart is ripped and he’s got skillz. It would probably be dangerous to deny this guy his senior discount at McDonald’s, let alone pull a hot robbery at his house. He’s sort of like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, if that character were more deranged and murdery. I won’t tell you what happens to the thieving little shits. Just go see it for yourself.

This has been another awesome movie review by Mavis.

Mavis Lipschitz-Gutiérrez

Mavis Lipschitz-Gutiérrez is a parking enforcement officer and part-time pet psychic. She enjoys chain-smoking, scrapbooking, and watching horror movies. Mavis lives with her husband Harold and their cat named Connie (named after Mavis’s sister, who is a bitch.) Mavis can be followed on Twitter at @MavisReviews.

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