#MotherNatureIsAC–t Stormageddon MCVIII hit the east coast this weekend and this satellite image of the storm moving in proves Mother Nature is a real c–t sometimes.
#WishfulDrinking Chelsea Handler says Justin Bieber was her worst guest because he tried to flirt with her.
#GlamLife Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump. No one endorsed her jacket.
#OscarsStillSoWhite The Academy has changed the voting rules to bring more “diversity” to the Oscar nomination process and we approve of any diversity initiative that gets rid of old people. We don’t like their kind of diversity. It smells like Ben-gay.
#CanadiansSoWhite Everyone was kind of awkward in the late ’60s but no one moreso than these groovy Canadians
#XenuLove Tom Cruise hung out with non-suppressive son, Connor on the new Jack Reacher set
#TramplingRampling Charlotte Rampling blurted out some truth bombs and then had to walk them back.
#WhitePrivilege Actress Julie Delpy stepped in a big, steaming pile of white privilege. Don’t worry, the special snowflakes brigade made sure she was appropriately and publicly shamed in the name of tolerance
#MakingABook The prosecutor from Making a Murderer isn’t letting a good crisis go to waste. He’s writing a book.
#WhitePrivilegePartTwo More white people feeling sad for black people.
#FunnyBone Comedians Key&Peele release the trailer for their upcoming movie Keanu and it is glorious