1.She’s just doing this to pay for medical school.
The only documented stripper-turned-doctor is Vivica A. Fox’s character in Independence Day.
2.There will be sex in the Champagne Room.
There is no sex in the Champagne Room. Comedian Chris Rock made a whole video about it.
3.She thinks you’re sexy.
She thinks your wallet is sexier.
4.She’s having fun.
Put on a thong and some 10-inch glass heels and try to look sexy while dancing on a crappy stage coated in sweat and beer and then try to tell people it’s fun. It’s a living. That’s it.
5.You’re her favorite customer
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
6.She probably feels exploited.
You’re the one who thinks those bedroom eyes she’s making at you means you’re going home with her later as you stuff $1 bills into her thong. Exactly who is exploiting whom?
7.She takes 100% of what she earns.
Most strippers pay for their time on stage. If they don’t earn enough in a night, they could end up coming out of pocket…or thong, as it were…to cover their fees.
Just kidding....Kira is a writer, actor and suburban housewife and mother. Her mantra is "If I can't do it from the couch, is it really worth it?"
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