1.You’ve looked everywhere for your reading glasses only to realize they’re on your head. Also, you wear reading glasses.
2.You’ve walked up and down the stairs three times trying to remember what it was you were going downstairs for in the first place.
3.You realize you’re all out of f***s to give.
4.You remember when Mark Wahlberg was just a douchey, poor man’s Vanilla Ice.
5.The “classics” station is playing songs from your college days.
6.Friday nights used to be party nights. Now Friday nights are the night before Saturday…and that makes you happy.
7.You can’t tell the age of young people anymore. They all look 12.
When Kira isn't scaling the peaks of some of the toughest mountains in the world or exploring the Amazon rainforests she spends her time as a foster mom for her local animal shelter. Kira has volunteered for "Doctors without Borders" even though she isn't even a doctor or a nurse. Her mantra is "More speed, more height, more life..."
Just kidding....Kira is a writer, actor and suburban housewife and mother. Her mantra is "If I can't do it from the couch, is it really worth it?"
Just kidding....Kira is a writer, actor and suburban housewife and mother. Her mantra is "If I can't do it from the couch, is it really worth it?"
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