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    Category: Humor

    Iguana Expert Weighs In on Rash of Toilet Invasions

    Iguana Expert Weighs In on Rash of Toilet Invasions

      Humor
    • December 7, 2017
    Why are iguana's invading our toilets? It's one of the great scientific mysteries of our time. Finally, we may have an answer from a leading iguana expert. At least part of an answer anyway. Iguanas...
    Posted in Humor, Writing
    We Have a Critical Toilet-Iguana Update

    We Have a Critical Toilet-Iguana Update

      Humor
    • November 26, 2017
    Here at Phantom Sway we strive to keep our readers informed about the growing scourge of toilet iguanas. The latest victim of the green, scaly menace is Florida resident and self described...
    Posted in Humor, Writing
    I Don’t Mean to Alarm You, But America is Being Overrun by Horny Alligators

    I Don’t Mean to Alarm You, But America is Being Overrun by Horny Alligators

      Humor
    • April 19, 2017
    Don’t let your kids outside. Don’t let your pets outside. Don’t go outside. Don’t even go on the porch. Don’t drive anywhere in your car either. Sure, you’re saying to yourself, “But I...
    Posted in Humor
    Remember That Story About Wine for Cats? We have an update.

    Remember That Story About Wine for Cats? We have an update.

      Humor
    • March 30, 2017
    Today on Good Mythical Morning, Rhett and Link sampled some "non-alcoholic, catnip infused, feline snack wine." They had to sample it themselves because the cat they had in studio was totally not...
    Posted in Humor
    Drunk Canadian Men Arrested for Riding Couch Towed Behind ATV Through McDonalds Drive Thru

    Drunk Canadian Men Arrested for Riding Couch Towed Behind ATV Through McDonalds Drive Thru

      Humor
    • February 13, 2017
    Man, you can't do anything fun in Canada. Two New Brunswick men were arrested after riding on a couch that was being towed by an ATV. The unconventional conveyance was used to make a McDonalds run...
    Posted in Humor
    The Apocalyptic Cult of the Crazy Cat Lady

    The Apocalyptic Cult of the Crazy Cat Lady

      Humor
    • September 14, 2016
    We all love our cats, but if someone claiming to be a prophetess tells you that felines are divine beings here to carry you to heaven during the apocalypse, that's your cue to politely nod, refrain...
    Posted in Humor
    Angry Elves Are Disrupting Icelandic Highway Projects

    Angry Elves Are Disrupting Icelandic Highway Projects

      Humor
    • September 8, 2016
    The Icelandic elves are angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry. When you hear "elf" and "construction mishap" you might think someone is talking about the eco-terrorist group ELF (Earth...
    Posted in Humor
    Giant Monster Slugs and Gobsmacked Scientists

    Giant Monster Slugs and Gobsmacked Scientists

      Humor
    • September 7, 2016
    We've talked about rampaging Latvian beavers, 'roid raging kangaroos and even toilet iguanas here at And Then It Got Weird, but we have yet to address the scourge of giant predatory slugs.  Monster...
    Posted in Humor
    And then it got weird: Top 5 Weird News Items for the Week of 8/31/2016

    And then it got weird: Top 5 Weird News Items for the Week of 8/31/2016

      Humor
    • August 31, 2016
    Frog nuptials, stinky lycanthropes, creepier than normal clowns, and more...   1. Least scary werewolf ever? Woman says she ran into Hull werewolf Old Stinker Old Stinker? That's not a name for a...
    Posted in Humor
    Proud to Be a Whatevercan

    Proud to Be a Whatevercan

      Humor
    • August 31, 2016
    My junior year of college, I shared a dorm room with girls from Sweden, Romania, & the good old US of A. The American was in the minority, as I'm a British subject. The Swede & the Romanian...
    Posted in Humor, Writing

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