Not every costume needs a slut version. Wouldn’t it be fun if we had “modest” versions of costumes? Or as we like to call them…costumes.
1.Slutty Minion – Can we all just agree that children’s characters should never be turned into slutty costumes? It’s creepy.
2.Slutty Pennywise – No.
3.Slutty food – Guys, we seriously don’t have to slut up LITERALLY EVERYTHING
4.Slutty America – Show some g**damn respect. Damn.
5.Slutty Paul Bunyon – Okay, we laughed. But don’t think your gender gets you a free slut pass, Paul!
6.Slutty Harry Potter – This is for your nerd bedroom fantasies, not a Halloween party.
7.Slutty Nemo – Now you’re just running out of slutty ideas
8.Slutty Handmade’s Tale – Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
When Kira isn't scaling the peaks of some of the toughest mountains in the world or exploring the Amazon rainforests she spends her time as a foster mom for her local animal shelter. Kira has volunteered for "Doctors without Borders" even though she isn't even a doctor or a nurse. Her mantra is "More speed, more height, more life..."
Just kidding....Kira is a writer, actor and suburban housewife and mother. Her mantra is "If I can't do it from the couch, is it really worth it?"
Just kidding....Kira is a writer, actor and suburban housewife and mother. Her mantra is "If I can't do it from the couch, is it really worth it?"
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