Karma Kalling? Kim & Kanye Might be Divorcing

It’s hard to believe but the contract marriage made in heaven between celebrity sex-taper Kim Kardashian and celebrity rapper and “fashion” designer Kanye West might be over.

US Weekly is reporting that a “source” says Kim has had it with all Kanye’s drama and she’s ready to kut her losses and run.

“It will take some time before she can do anything,” claims the friend, alleging that she’s trying to build a case for full custody of kids North, 3, and Saint, 12 months, “but she doesn’t want to stay married.”

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star is already distancing herself from the “Fade” rapper, 39. Since his November 30 release from UCLA Medical Center’s Resnick Neuropsychiatric Hospital — following a nine-day stay for what his physician Michael Farzam dubbed an episode of “temporary psychosis” — West has been receiving outpatient treatment at an L.A.-area rental, multiple sources tell Us.

Of course none of this is real until it gets a primetime spot on E! and lucrative branding placements, but things have not seemed good for these two for quite a while, if one believes they were ever really in love in the first place. Rumor has it Kim hasn’t lived in the same house as Kanye since his meltdown, and maybe even before then; and Kanye is in dire financial straits after a cancelled tour and investing heavily in his “fashion” line, “Beige Spandex from Future Skid Row Addicts” collection.

Kim may be shallow but she ain’t no dummy and neither is her momager, Kris Jenner. There is no way either of them are going to allow Kanye’s krazy to deplete the Kardashian bank aKounts. And can we blame her for being sick of Kanye’s drama queen act? Kardasian was tied up and robbed at gunpoint as she begged for life – a terrifying ordeal no matter how much money you have – and her husband’s response was a mental breakdown because the stress was just too much for him?

When Caitlyn Jenner is a stronger man for your family than you are…you have a problem.

Time will tell if these rumors have any truth to them, but the Kardashians have built their empire on airing their own dirty laundry. If it’s true, eventually they’ll tell us.