Archaeologists in Mongolia have blown the lid off the secret time travel conspiracy. It’s gonna get weird.
An archaeological discovery has the internet buzzing about time travel, and understandably so. This proof is pretty hard to dismiss.
An ancient mummy discovered in Mongolia seems to be way ahead of its time fashion wise – by wearing Adidas trainers.
According to The Sun, scientists unearthed the 1,500-year-old remains of a woman’s hands and feet high up in the Altai Mountains.
But the cutting edge footwear, with the trademark stripes of the sportswear brand, is causing a stir on the internet, and fueling talk of time travel.
It makes sense. What better use could there be for time travel than to go back a millennium and a half to equip Mongolian horsemen with quality athletic footwear? Forget about killing Hitler, we’ve got to get these new cross-trainers to Genghis Khan. His people need them to conquer central Asia.
Adidas mummy rocks those creps
— Gardner State (@therealbabycrow) April 13, 2016
I'm really buying the idea of a time machine existing now or in the future because of the mummy wearing Adidas news.
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@papercutfiles) April 13, 2016
Jst sat fir aboot half an hour reading cunts arguing on FB wether a 1500 year old mummy was wearing Adidas fitbaw bits on or sandals….
— Callum (@CallumMcLeod3) April 13, 2016
Clearly this is not proof of time travel. However, it strongly suggests the existence of Indonesian sweatshops in the 4th century.
Product packaging has gotten downright crazy. It took two guys and a big hammer just to open this meat delivery.
Hey, at least it’s still fresh.