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    • Met Gala 2016: The Future of Fashion is Here, and it’s Awful

    The Met Gala was last night and all the stars and people who are too rich for peons like you and I to know by sight turned for the “Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology” exhibit.

    The Gala is always an event that draws out the ridiculous and the sublime in fashion, but this year’s theme proved to be more of the former than the latter.

    Both Anthony Wiener and Kanye West showed up for the event. Insert dick joke here. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! Here are some of the “highlights”.

    If Pipi Longstockings grew up to be a methhead Calvin Klein model
    If Pipi Longstockings grew up to be a methhead Calvin Klein model
    Smith Kids
    America’s greatest living philosophers, Willow and Jaden Smith
    SJP bring pirate hooker glam to the Met
    SJP brings pirate hooker glam to the Met
    Selena Gomez starring in "Biker Housewives at the Met"
    Selena Gomez starring in “Biker Housewives at the Met”
    "Mr.Robot"'s Rami Malek looks too sharp in blue to ridicule.
    “Mr.Robot”‘s Rami Malek looks too sharp in blue to ridicule.
    The Olsen Twins starring in "Grey Gardens Goes to the Met"
    The Olsen Twins starring in “Grey Gardens Goes to the Met”
    Nicki Minaj, starring in "Ms.Dominatrix Goes to the Met"
    Nicki Minaj, starring in “Ms.Dominatrix Goes to the Met”
    Madonna is either trying to hard or just doesn't give a rip anymore
    These days Madonna is either trying too hard or just doesn’t give a rip anymore
    "F*** it. I'm Lady Gaga"
    “F*** it. I’m Lady Gaga”
    The Kardashians brought their very own robot to the Gala
    The Kardashians brought their very own robot to the Gala
    Kristin Stewart hates everything and her dress agrees
    Kristin Stewart hates everything and her dress agrees
    Kanye West as Billy Ray Cyrus as Kanye West
    Kanye West as Billy Ray Cyrus as Kanye West

     

    Katie Holmes as "Morticia Adams goes to modeling school"
    Katie Holmes as “Morticia Adams goes to modeling school”
    That's the last time Kate Hudson works on her scrapbooking before going out. Lady Gaga's buns have no comment.
    That’s the last time Kate Hudson works on her scrapbooking before going out. Lady Gaga’s buns have no comment.
    Don't who this is but we'll call her Saggy Crotch/Janky Braids Lady
    Don’t who this is but we’ll call her Saggy Crotch/Janky Braids Lady
    Idris Elba looking all kinds of hot...Hey, Kanye...LEARN
    Idris Elba looking all kinds of hot…Hey, Kanye…LEARN
    Florence Welch- singer and Planet Krypton refugee
    Florence Welch- singer and Planet Krypton refugee
    Emma Stone's gown designed by Xena: Warrior Princess
    Emma Stone’s gown designed by Xena: Warrior Princess
    Showing why she's the Queen B - Beyonce turns a mishap at the condom factory into high art
    Showing why she’s the Queen B – Beyonce turns a mishap at the condom factory into high art
    In America if you send dick pics to chicks who aren't your wife you'll still get invited to the Met and people will take your picture.
    In America if you send dick pics to chicks who aren’t your wife you’ll still get invited to the Met and people will take your picture.
    Alicia Vikander rushed to the Gala after her shift at "Ruby's Diner"...2075
    Alicia Vikander rushed to the Gala after her shift at “Ruby’s Diner”…2075
    Kira Allen
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    1. This is the job for you. You are the queen of snark. Love it and you.

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