Five Chicks You’ll Meet In A College Bar
The 5 girls you’ll meet in a college bar 1.The Pussy-Hat Pusher She’s only here at this shallow meat market because it’s where her roommate insists on celebrating. She kind of...
Author: Kira Allen
When Kira isn't scaling the peaks of some of the toughest mountains in the world or exploring the Amazon rainforests she spends her time as a foster mom for her local animal shelter. Kira has volunteered for "Doctors without Borders" even though she isn't even a doctor or a nurse. Her mantra is "More speed, more height, more life..."
Just kidding....Kira is a writer, actor and suburban housewife and mother. Her mantra is "If I can't do it from the couch, is it really worth it?"
11 Signs You Drank Too Much
1.You have no idea what you did last night. 2.Drunk texts. 3.Unquenchable thirst 4.You smell like a distillery. 5.You want carbs. You want them now. 6.You feel like you’re...
The Weekly #Rehash
#RIP Queen of Soul #TevinCampbell is not dead. He's just trending on Twitter. Now excuse me while I find the Tevin Campbell station on Pandora and give my kids an education....
The Queen of Pop is 60 Today!
We lost one music Queen today. The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin passed away in Detroit and it has prompted the whole internet to stop for a collective moment and just remember her contributions....
These Songs Will Remind You Exactly Why Aretha Franklin Was and Always Will Be the Undisputed Queen of Soul
The Queen of Soul died Thursday morning at her home in Detroit after a battle with pancreatic cancer. It is said that the closest thing to being immortal is creating something that lives on long...
10 Toys From the 80s That Just Don’t Care
10 Toys From the 80s That Just Don’t Care 1.Garbage Pail Kids - If Cabbage Patch Kids were gross These trading cards parodied the 80’s super phenom Cabbage Patch Dolls. Scabby, bloody, pussy...
Five Movies All Men Should Watch To Understand Women Better
Ever said to yourself, "I just don't get women!!"? Well, here's a handy-dandy listicle to give you a little insight. Five movies every man should watch to understand women a little bit better....
Activists Say the Meat and Dairy Industry is Inhumane. This Woman Rancher Claps Back in One Epic Post
Stevie West is a rancher, single mother and all-round badass. She gets a lot of questions about her work in ranching and around the farming industry in general. She doesn't suffer fools or wimps....
ABC is Remaking ‘Dirty Dancing’ and They Can Just Die and Go Straight to Hell
The long, slow death march of your childhood continues as Hollywood doubles down on turning all your most beloved movies and shows into shitty remakes no one asked for and no one sees. Point Break...
How Inappropriate #5: Weekend at Bernie’s
Dave and Kira explore the dark world of necrophilia, high-cut bikinis and 80's pastels in this 1989 comedy starring Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman. Which performance was the most noteworthy...